I wish I was a Robertson

I just don't understand why all of the Robertson boys are already married.
I mean except the young ones.

And that is just unacceptable.

I was practically hand crafted to be a rednecks wife.

I like guns.

I like to eat.

Camo??? YES PLEASE!

Not to mention I love fried food.

And I would quite like to go frog hunting.

It's a travesty.

I cry at the thought that I will never be a part of that family.

I know I belong.

Some people like to tell me I wouldn't "like" Louisianna but I think they are crazy.
What's not to like as long as you have a redneck water park and a sweet gem like Phil to lead you in prayer at family dinner?

All I wanted for Christmas was to become a Robertson.

Eff you Santa.