1. The truth is always, always, always better than a lie. No matter what the truth is. Even if it is heart breaking, soul crushing. The truth is better. Period.
2. Day drinking is an actual hobby. A effing hobby people. I actually don't trust anyone who doesn't day drink. It is suspicicous if you don't enjoy a mid day cocktail from time to time. And I don't trust anyone who doesn't enjoy a nap either. Its just criminal.
8. Puppy snuggles make life complete. Without them you only have half a heart.
10. Roller blading is a true sport. Blade is out suckers.
11. To be a true badass you must have a shower beer at least once a month.
11. Sorority sisters are the best friends a girl could have. They aren't those stereotypical girls. I didn't buy my friends. These are the loves of my life.
12. If you are having a bad day you just need to watch will boy and get it out.
And that my chicken nuggets is how to be a real bad ass.