5:12 am- Alarm goes off. What the hell is that sound of rushing water?? Oh it's my alarm. EFFFFFF. Hit snooze button.
5:47 am- Wow.... I really should have started getting ready earlier I look like Britney Spears and not in a good way.
5:55 am- Make up done. Time to tackle my hair. Why can't my hair look amazing when I crawl out of bed like Kate Hudson on "How to Lose a Guy in 10 days"??? Is it so much to ask...
5:59 am- Balls I have to leave in 10 minutes and I am not even dressed.
6:04 am- Digging wildly through the piles of laundry for work clothes. Why can't I find anything to wear. Side eye at the mound of dirty clothes in the corner.
6:30 am- I am so sick of hearing these radio hosts talk about the same shit. Shut up.
6:40 am- I wonder what Bridgett and I will eat today.... hmmmm
And that my friends is a day in the life of going to work with me, Crashley the girl who would rather sleep an extra 5 minutes than look good or eat breakfast.