You might be a redneck if....
Howdy, remember in this post I mentioned that my step mom asked me how redneck I was? Well I got to thinking… just how redneck am I? So I thought I should probably list the reasons why… So here goes it kids:
I love to pee outside. Like really I would rather. Parking lots, lakes, behind trees, friends backyards. I even used to take pictures of an old boyfriend when he would pee outside…not like that of his back geez pervs! I love it. I feel like a free spirit.
I really appreciate a good flannel. Yeah don’t get me wrong plaid is technically stylish, well I think? But I love me a good flannel. And I especially love a good man in a flannel.
I could sing along to just about any country song. Turn on hip hop and I am lost. BTW I am 25 not 45. I should probably be listening to those sweet beats but instead I love to be serenaded by Eric, Luke, and Hunter.
I love camping. But not like fluffy camping. I mean tent, fire, sleeping bag, no showers, outhouse camping. I love it. I live for the days when I get to be at Banks Lake in the middle of summer.
I think “jeeping” or “wheeling” is a legit date activity.
I also think “goin shootin” is a legit date activity.
There really is something bout a truck…
I love a good dive bar. My favorite one? The local saloon in good ole Seabeck where I grew up.
I at one point lived in a double wide.
My family is from Nebraska.
I love to shotgun beers. And said beer should probably be Ranier or Busch.
I love walmart. Yes I said it.
I love me some Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Moonshine makes me happy.
And not just because I am drunk.
Duck Dynasty makes me wanna move into the nasty dirty south.
I have a dirty mouth.
|Just the usual business...|
|beer batting one summer...|
|Not only am I white trash due to my gut but those are walmart sunglasses. I was desperate ok?|
|Jeepin on a Sunday afternoon|
|at the range in Texas.|
|note me in the background...alone in the depths of the water...|
|white trash Christmas anyone?|
|On a four wheeler as usual.|
|Flannels and Elk decor, need I say more?|
|Just a typical chat.|
So Nuggets how redneck are ya?
love ya Nuggets!